Monday, October 12, 2009HX's PEWPEW Hai, to begin, i'd like to tell you all that whatever i type from here onwards, is law, and are facts, because i'm a philosopher, and even jia an the emo who MIA's half the time, knows that it's true.
Oh, and to compensate for the lack of posts the past week, i shall grant you all something uber tasty, a few pictures of Dan's conspiracy to get Zhu to fu*k HX with Mousehunt gold. Is that stupid or what ? Zhu'd want to break the law for fucking BJFING an underage girl for 300k mousehunt gold... OH WAI- HX IS OLDER THEN TIME, SHE IS THE JIGOKU SHOUJO, THE NERD WHO's BEEN ZHU's PARTNER SINCE DAY -9000 OF THE WORLD.
Here's the beginning of the deal :
ZHU REQUESTED FOR 300k HIMSELF ! YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED FOR REAL MONEY, n00b.
ZHU IS PROCLAIMING HIS PLAN ! Dan is agreeing to Zhu's request, because it's a win win for Dan, or so he thought. Because HX's stalker army shall kill him after reading this post by yours truly. So, give me some money, because i did a nice job reporting, and you should pay me as such.
DAN naming his part of the deal, seems he's expecting HX to struggle and bite Zhu's dick off. But, ZHU WONT DO THAT ! He shall do what he does best at, BJF'ing.
Zhu regretting his demand for Oral Sex, looks like he's shy, or perhaps he doesn't want us to see his passion, because he wants to maintain his nerd image, so others will be scammed.
Zhu trying to pull a fast one on Dan, so he can get both goods and not get filmed. There's no win win for Zhu though, because he shall get bashed by the stalker army.
Zhu still trying to cheat his way out, but Dan ain't stupid either.
Stalkz0r army, kill Dan and Zhu if ya want, they live on Earth, in Southeast Asia, and on Singapore, near Admiralty, and ........ oh forget it.
So, did the deal really take place ?! IT DID OK, BECAUSE HX went MIA, and suddenly got lotsa SB+, because ZHU BOUGHT HER BODY WITH SB+ !
Oh, and Proof HX's body was bought by Zhu : (Infer)
Oh, and Dan's not afraid of the stalkz0r army, because he's a nerd ! And Nerds get all the luck in the world ;(
K, does that make you all fuzzy and warm inside, since you'll go : Good Ridance, the nerd HX finally got laped by Zhu, and now both shall pewpew away.
Or will you go : ZOMG BBQ NO, MY HX SHALL NEVER GET LAPED BY ZHU THE SECOND TIME, SINCE I AM HERE TO PEWPEW ZHU.
K, either way, ima signing off by saying i sarpork Dan's post at my blog and i think that Sotong is a nerd, but i'd say he has no brains, not even comparable to a five year old's.
K, pewpew to you.